The Parrot Squawks section of our
magazine is centered on those who want to let it out! What are you
irritated about? What is your beef with anything & everything? People
littering on the beach? Orange Crush? Whatever it may be, this is your
place to say what you feel. You will be heard by many! We want to hear
your rumble of what disturbs you. Could it be the building up on Tybee?
Our infrastructure? Price of real-estate? Remain anonymous or put your
name on the rant. We just want to hear you!! Please email to: squawks@tybeebreeze.com
or send your rant to:
Tybee Breeze
Attn: Parrot Squawks
P.O. Box 2833
Tybee Island, GA 31328
Here’s one:
Why is it that some men just can’t figure out how to put the toilet seat
down? Just the way they left it; it was down when they went in, it
should go down when they leave. The only time it stays down is if they
are not using it for the relief of all the beer they just drank. I can’t
figure this out. Do they have an obsession with this? Are they getting
back at us for something? The only explantation that I can come up with
is that it’s leftover bachelorhood.
I wonder if they realize what we go through when we have to go in the
middle of the night, trusting that he has put the seat down in his
considerate manner. You know what happens guys????!!! Our behinds get
wet, we have to touch the dirty rim of the bowl to pick ourselves up out
of the water that you just peed in because not only did you not put the
seat down, you didn’t flush either!!
Then they decide to leave the seat down all the time to avoid us getting
ticked off. Therefore they pee all over the seat. So now when we go, we
sit down thinking how proud we are of them that they left the seat down,
and what should sit under us, but splatters all over the seat. Now, do
they really really really know how disgusting this is? It’s 3 a.m., and
now we have to take a shower and they wonder why we are taking a shower
in the wee hours of the morning. By this time, we can’t go back to
sleep. Might as well stay up, eat an early breakfast and wait til he
gets up so he gets a serious talkin’ to.
I now realize the only option is to get them a catheter, explain to them
that the toilet is now for our use, and they are only deemed to use it
in emergency events, i.e.,
anything other than urinating.
