Jane McGee Coslick

Tybee’s Soul Preservationist

By: Michael D. Sullivan

Magic. Passion. Feeling. Vision.

These are life words in Jane’s vocabulary about what she does and what she creates on Tybee. Jane is in the energy business and her raison de’ etre is restoration of cottages. Some she moves as the setting is sensitive and essential to her picture. Her life is about seeing what is not there and making it real.

She’s fashioned 7 houses here so far to fit her theory of bright and alive without the aid of architects. She learned carpentry and home building after she learned sewing and degreed in marketing. Linkage works for Jane in her own north side cottage where space lives in pocket windows and French doors. "People come to Tybee for ambiance and want to change it," she laments. "The design is in the feeling." That is apparent in her restoration of 1213 6th Avenue and it is findable in her trademark picket fences and tin roofs and the use of the color white she calls best for 600 square foot spaces. Jane and Joe Inglesby manage to maneuver easily in their restored and snug cottage done in blue, green and white with an outdoor shower and a roof deck. Joe calls her an "extreme visionary "and a lot of folks call her for advice after national television appearances on Restore America and Dreambuilders. She was featured on the cover of Coastal Living Magazine in 2000. Savannah Magazine wrote about her. Bob Villa was personally here with his cameras. They all wanted to know what neighbor and Coslick renovated cottage owner Diane Kaufman already swear by…Jane knows soul. Her ten years of preservation work on Tybee testify to that. About the one that got away, she says the old De Soto could have been saved. She still feels anger not seeing it on Butler Avenue. In JaneVision, the De Soto could have become a bed and breakfast.

Our Headliner offices on the Isle of Hope tending her interior design and consultant business and has a project defined on 17th Street for 2003. "It was a house built in 1936 and needs to be saved," she says with a faraway look. Bet it gets restored. Bob Villa will be packing again!

How do you find the Tybee of 2002?
Fabulous! We still have open space and we’re trying to win the war against condos. The quality of life and simplicity is good.

What about your favorite memory living on Tybee?
Meeting Mr. Inglesby, taking outdoor showers, meeting people and playing.

News coverage of Tybee-is it enough and is it accurate?
Half of me wants to keep things secret. It could be more positive and fair. Our local media is good. Whatever is written, people still have their personal memories of Tybee.

Favorite Island characters?
Joe Inglesby, Doc’s Wanda Parker, Phil O’Dell, Allison Seville, Steve Coleman, and Diane Kaufman.

Will you ever leave Tybee for a bigger business market?
NO!

What is like for you living on Tybee?
Peacefulness. Low key.

What is Tybee’s greatest asset?
People…the diversity of people here. Tybee has survived depressing times.

Where is your favorite eating?
Tango’s, North Beach Grill, Georges’ Sting Ray’s, and the Outback.

Dogs on the beach…where are you with that?
Only if the poop is picked up by the owners. There has to be a license involved and certain hours of the day for the walking.

Tybee entertainers…your favorites?
Charlie Sherrill, Randy " Hatman " Smith, Christy Alan.


 

There’s Always Room for One More
By Lisa Scarbrough-Sinclair

Dedicated to the memory of Baby

"There’s always room for one more." That’s what the dirt- and sun-faded mat says, with the five cats with Cheshire grins staring up at me as I open the door to walk back inside the house. A friend of the family gave it to my mom and dad awhile back. There’s a lot of truth to it, when applied to my family.

I was in the first or second grade when Peaches came into my life. We were having our usual Thanksgiving family get together with the entire extended family. My mother, hostess extraordinaire, was confined to her bed because of a bad back. My dad, desperate for some fresh air, walked over to open our front door. At the same time, a white ball of fur dashed inside. My dad grabbed it, called my sister and I to the back of the house, and proceeded to introduce my mother to Peaches. My sister and I stood in the doorway, watching as my dad placed the dirty, stray dog on the bed with my mother, who was forced to accept a new member into the family if she wanted the dog off her bed. Thus started an endless procession of stray animals into our lives.

Peaches made for a great companion. We took her on vacations and out in the boat, and she tolerated my endless games of chase and dress-up. But she engaged in "games" outside of the house as well. Back then, not a whole lot was done to promote spaying and neutering pets. I had heard Bob Barker shout it at the end of every "The Price is Right" but had no idea what it meant. So, a year later, Peaches brought nine puppies into our lives. A month later, she was hit by a car and killed.

While I was completely devastated over losing Peaches, my dad helped me by bringing me into the family room and teaching me how to care for the puppies. He said it was important for me to do that so they wouldn’t miss out on the love their mother had for them because she had loved me too. I got to help potty train them, clean up after them, feed them, and play with them. As my reward, I was allowed to keep one. I picked the runt, because he slept all the time, and I thought he’d be the easiest to care for. I named him Baby Teddy Bear, but we just called him Baby.

Upon first encounter, my father comes off hard and lacking personality. He says little, rarely has an expression on his face, and tends to respond with low grunts or other noises. However, beneath this rock is a gentle and compassionate man, at least when it comes to animals in need. Or at least that was how my mom explained it as she rolled her eyes the night Daddy brought Bandit back to the boat.

I was in fifth grade now and we had moved our boat to Chimney Creek on Tybee. A friend of my dad’s had found a mother

raccoon, dead, and nearby, several babies. He called my dad over, and we now had a baby raccoon in our family. Of all the pets I’ve had, Bandit had the most conflicting personality. We gave her my brother’s old room, complete with her own cradle and toys. We bottle-fed her, which was so much fun for me. You could hold the bottle out, and she would jump up, wrap her velvet arms and legs around my hand and the bottle and latch on until there wasn’t a drop left. This was the only time I found her cute, mainly because she had a bad habit of stealing my prized-possession: my teddy bear, Homer.

I’m 23-years-old, and I still hold a grudge over the damage Bandit did to my bear. She was a thief by nature and had a habit of sneaking into my room to take off with my bear. When I’d try to take it back, she’d snarl at me. I’d run to Mom to tell her Bandit had taken my bear again. I’d pout while she’d shrug and laugh, because she knew there wasn’t much you could do to stop Bandit. I could, on occasion, pay Bandit a ransom of a candy cane in return for a few peaceful hours with Homer. But they didn’t last long. And when she wasn’t busy plotting the bear napping, she’d sneak up behind me and tie knots in my hair. As long as it was, I got in the habit of wearing a baseball cap around the house with my hair tucked completely inside. At one point, I had to start wearing it to bed because she had learned how to open the door and I would wake up in the morning with more knots in my hair. As I said before, I didn’t think she was all that cute. My dad didn’t help with Bandit’s attitude. He spoiled her so much. He made a playhouse for her out of a cardboard box left over from a case of Girl Scout cookies that he would use to take her to work with him. She loved to sit in his lap and look out the window as we drove around town. When it came time to release her to the wild, Daddy built her a tree house in our backyard. Well, Bandit wouldn’t go, until Dad went and got MY bear and let her take it to the tree house. She stayed outside, but would occasionally come scratch at the door to come inside for a candy cane. (Side note: I did get my teddy bear back a few days later, minus a nose, mouth, and pieces of his tail.) A couple months prior to Bandit’s release back to the wild, I acquired another helpless soul. I had been playing hide-n-seek with some friends around the fishing camp. I hid by a dumpster and heard some rustling around. I knew it wasn’t any of my friends, so I peered inside to find two sets of wondering eyes peering up at me. I pulled out the first puppy, and it ran away. I got the second black lab out and she followed me back to the boat. The puppy stayed by my side all weekend long, and I wore my mom down and convinced her to let me take her back to Atlanta to my aunt who worked with stray animals. I counted on my dad to persuade my mom to let me keep the dog, which he accomplished somewhere in the five-hour drive back home. When we arrived around midnight, I was put to bed and the dog taken to her new sleeping quarters with Baby. A few minutes later, my door opened and the once shy puppy burst into my room, jumped into my bed, licked my face, and settled in to what was now her place at my side, as my Shadow. Three years later, Mom and Dad had enough of Atlanta and decided to move us permanently to Tybee, unknowing that our home would become stray cat central.

We don’t know where these cats kept coming from, but they always appeared. Marsha was about six-weeks-old when she was found by one of the boat captains. She was presented to me as a present, so of course I had to keep her. I had never had a kitten before, but didn’t figure there was too much difference between a kitten and nine puppies. WRONG! I would wake up in the morning with bruises from where my phone had been pulled off the wall and hit me on the head during the night, or have scratches for when she decided to use me as a speed bump during her Enduro laps in the early morning hours. But nothing is more troublesome than one kitten, except two kittens.

Dad and I ran the marina together, and he would let me sleep in some mornings. He would get up, come get Marsha, and take her into the marina office (it was a gutted house with a bar, a jukebox, dartboard and checkers board). One morning, he returned her to me, or so he though. About ten minutes later, I awoke to hear the words "I grabbed the wrong cat." Later that afternoon I met Trash Cat (so named because he loved to sleep in the box where we kept our paper trash - later renamed to Top Cat). We determined that he and Marsha were from the same litter. They played well together, and had fun tormenting me through the nights. They were always a great source of entertainment late night at the bar. As they got older, it became customary to check the barstools before seating so as to not smush one of the cats.

Over the next ten years, we acquired a number of foster cats (around 30), and a few permanent ones, Domino and Blondie. (Our cats are very well fed and have been mistaken for small dogs.) We also became very familiar with spaying and neutering, though as soon as we got one fixed another one would turn up. I also came to learn about feline leukemia and how emotionally draining it is to hold a cat as it is euthanized, knowing it could have been prevented if more people were responsible for their pets.

Now I’m married, with 6 cats, 5 strays that were taken in - 2 of them moms who we took in, let them have their kittens, got most of their kittens adopted then got them fixed - 1 cat that I adopted as she reached out for me during an adopt-a-thon at PetSmart, 2 dogs, both abandoned by their owners, and 1 vocal bird that my husband bought thinking it would be better than a wife (joke was on him … he met me 3 days later). And yes, they still find me. I believe there is an underground network for strays, where they are passing out my address with "free meal and vetting here" underneath it. The only difference is that now, I have more resources available to me to help with all these animals. The Pet Assistance League of Savannah has helped me to pay for five spays/neuters since March. Dr. Pam Fandrich and the vet techs at Crossroad Animal Hospital have gotten to realize that I will make a visit about every other week, most of the time with a new animal, and they don’t look at me funny… anymore. All my friends and family members know that if there is ever an animal in need, I will find a way to get it help or find someone who can. Of course, several of them have also been the recipients of some of my rescues, and a few are still on speaking terms with me. But my best resource has been the Internet.

I’ve joined a group of several hundred other good-hearted animal lovers across the country to rescue animals and place them into "forever" homes. I spend several hours every night, sending e-mails, working to get transports together to get the rescues into other rescue groups or to their "forever" homes. Every other weekend, I drive a transport, sometimes dogs, sometimes cats, sometimes an hour, sometimes three or more. A few weeks ago, a friend of mine asked me if I could deduct my mileage and expenses from the rescues off my taxes. It never occurred to me to even think of doing such, as I’ve never thought about getting anything out of it for myself. Then, a week ago, my mom called to tell me that Baby had gone missing. I had never imagined a time would come that I wouldn’t go to my Mom and Dad’s and not see him or Shadow there. I’ve spent the last week thinking about Baby and all that he brought to my life. How he would roll over in my lap and lick my face when I was sad, how he would run to greet me whenever I came home, and how I took care of him when he was sick or had been in the hospital. The more I think about Baby, the more I realize that I do the transports for myself, so that I can provide others with the same, wonderful experiences and fulfillment that Baby and my other pets have brought to me. And that’s why, whenever I’m asked last minute to add another passenger to a transport, I say, "there’s always room for one more."

For more information about adopting or spaying/neutering your pet, visit:
http://rescue.sinclairproductions.com

Fakin’ It !
A Commentary on Movies Set in the South

By Judy O’Neill

I’m fixin’ to tell y’all what I think of movies set in the South. I jest about cain’ t stand the way the actors tawk. Forrest Gump was tolerable because the movie was so bizarre anyway. The fact that I’d actually met Tom Hanks way back in the early ‘80’s before his super stardom days didn’ t hurt any. Forces of Nature was acceptable because the main characters weren’t portrayed as Southerners and didn’ t have to "fake it." Plus, I like Sandra and Ben because they like Tybee and if they hang around enough, they won’ t have to fake it! There ain’ t nothing worse than fakin’ it! I can watch some of Steel Magnolias because I like a good tear jerker, Shirley McLaine, and real southern woman, Dolly Parton; but, goodness gracious, I cringe at Julia’s and especially her fiance’s accents. Julia’s fake accent was a whole lot better in Something to Talk About. Driving Miss Daisy was okay. It’s gonna be awhile longer before I decide what I think about the Midnight fiasco. But, I tell you what! The Legend of Baggar Vance "bout did me in. I have to turn the volume down to jest try to read lips in that one! Lordy Mercy, hon! It’s like hearing nails scraping on the chalk board. I think that the only time where fakin’ it worked for me was Kevin Kline’s fake French accent in French Kiss, which is irrelevant here because that’s not even a southern movie unless we count all the scenes filmed in the SOUTH of France.

Now, don’ t get me wrong, I grew up in southeast Georgia in Bulloch County; and I know how we sound! I know all the southern expressions that folks make fun of...I even use ‘em sometimes, especially when I’m trying to make a point or depending on who I’m talkin’ to. And, I enjoy listening to redneck jokes as much as the next person. Shoot, y’all! I even MAJORED in English {and French} in college so I know what we’re spose to say and how we’re spose to say it. Well, anyway, I think actors should just sound the way they naturally sound and give up on trying to sound southern. It can’t be done unless you’re from around here. Giving every word several syllables too many, droppin’ all the "G’s" on the end of words, talking slow and soft and sounding like "you got marbles in yo’ mouf" just won’t work! Listening to the fakers lends a lot of credibility to the age-old southern question:

"Y’ ain’ t frum around here, are ya?"

There are a buncha sayings and expressions that you’ ll hear only in the rural South. My better half gets a big kick outta hearing some of these. See, he’s a big city boy from Savannah, so he finds the little country bumpkin he’s married to an absolute linguistic dee-light! And, I’m a big help because I can translate something like the following for him:

"I knowed he’d be here tareckley to get that ole chimley and leaky commole fixed."

Another thing these movie types need to know is that ALL southern accents are NOT the same. I don’t know about you, but I can pretty much tell what state in the South people are from just by listening to them. There’s a big difference in the way someone from Tennessee and someone from Georgia sounds, and a Charleston accent and a Savannah accent are NOT the same! Why, I can even tell you if someone is from Macon or Statesboro just by hearing him or her talk! {This only works if the person GREW up in that area; he can’t be a transplant.}

One of our favorite old shows is "The Andy Griffith Show." You can hear some good ole fashioned southernisms in there. Not the very first shows where Andy sounds and looks like some "doofus," but the later ones where he’s the wise sheriff and daddy.

You’ll notice that the accents are

NOT fake sounding. This show should be training for all actors who are going to be in any movie set in the South! Just use the right speech patterns and colloquialisms and don’t worry about the accent so much. When I was growing up, I hated that show because I thought it made all southerners look and sound stupid. Not as stupid as "The Beverly Hillbillies," but close. Well, golleee! Those shows sound great compared to the movies set in the South today. And probably now that I’m older, I appreciate the glimpse into the small town South and typical southern sayings of years gone by. You know, the nostalgia thing.

Well, my goodness, I declare how time does fly. I gotta go now and fix us some supper, maybe fry us up a chicken and cook some butter beans ‘n’ rice and fried okra or somethin’ and see if there might be a moufull of that pee-can pie left. {Attention family: that was just for effect so don’t even think about coming home hungry!} Maybe I can find me a movie to watch...one that’s NOT set in the South. Oh, and "The Andy Griffith Show’ ll" be on purdy soon. Bye now ! Ya’ll be good now, ya hear ?


 

The Artful Fisherman!
By: Debbie Brady Robinson

Growing up during Tybee Times in the 20th Century, I have certainly seen my fair share, and done my fair share of fishing (so to speak). The true fisherman in our family, however, has always been my mother. While the rest of the gang loads up in the boat and goes out to seek the best fishing spots - Mom always catches the biggest and the best fish right off the dock!

Personally, I was always an

unconventional fisherman. I really never had the patience to fish in the traditional sense. Our dock was surrounded by three creeks of varying sizes; the big creek, little creek, and the ditch. At low tide, the ditch ran nearly dry, and the mouth literally closed up. I recall spotting a huge flounder in the ditch when I was around 8 to 10 years old. I can still see that great big fish thrashing around the creek-bed. Cheered on by my father, I got so excited that I jumped down the bank and flopped right on top of that big flounder, wrestling him to exhaustion. Coming up the winner, I grabbed him just beneath the gills (exactly as mom had taught me) and lugged him flip-flopping all the way up the bank. What a fish! A s I recall, he measured about 3/4 the length of my body - slightly shorter than today, I probably stood about three feet tall!

My second fishing recollection took place at the trout hole. At dead low tide, there are deep holes all along Horse Pen Creek. Every hole having its own unique name , bestowed by Mom, based on the predominant fish she caught in that specific spot. Thus, we had the flounder hole, the bass hole, the trout hole, and the lesser of all the spots, the croaker hole. On this particular day, we were fishing in the trout hole. Usually, I would throw in my line for a little while, give up, pick up my net and begin to scoop blue crabs as they scurried along the sandy bottom of the shallow creek. My true fishing talent only evident with a scoop net! But this afternoon, quite out of character, I continued to grip my fishing pole. All of a sudden, I got this terrific bite. I yanked, he yanked back, I yanked, he yanked, we yanked! (((Yippee!!!))) he’s a big one! I got so excited, I started running down the sand bar. I forgot that I was supposed to REEL in the fish. Instead, I dragged him sailing right out of the water, flopping and gasping all the way down the sand bar. Somewhat beaten up, my own personal form of tenderizing, I captured that big fat trout! Once again, I won the battle. By the way, he was a she - caviar (AKA, fish eggs - trout, not sturgeon) for dinner - my favorite!

Oh no, I’m not through yet! Unlike my mother with me, I was able to pass down my fishing talent and techniques! When my husband Mark and I were first married, Dennis, my eldest step son was nine years old. One day, while we were swimming and sunbathing at the beach, Dennis screamed - "SHARK!!" "Dennis, " Stop THAT ", I shouted! His Dad and I had cautioned Dennis and his younger brother Brian, never to yell, " SHARK ", for fear of scaring people. Again, he screamed, (((SHARK !!!))) . By then, I was really getting angry! I jumped up from my beach chair and proceeded to run down into the water to give him a thorough scolding. Just then, he rushed up on to the beach carrying a SHARK!!! I was shocked! Good Lord (I thought) the kid really did see a shark - and he has it! Apparently, a fisherman had hooked a small sand shark which snapped his line before he could reel it in. Dennis was gripping the broken fishing line with the shark dangling below! Mark quickly snatched the line from his hand. The fish , though barely, was still alive - so (naturally) we plopped him directly into the cooler!

Oh no, not yet, still more to the story. Later that afternoon we were all (eight or ten family members) at the Marina, "gassing up" the boat. I was standing on the dock with my scoop net in hand gazing into the water with the boys. All of a sudden, I spotted this monster fish (sheep head ) feeding on the barnacles attached to one of the dock pilings! Instinctively, I wooshed down under the water with my trusty net and scooped that huge sheep head right up and out of the water! Artful indeed, I still had it!

Finally, my brother and the fishing boat gang coasted up with essentially empty coolers! Mom (who had continued to fish off the dock all day) caught her usual prize of 10, 15, or 20 fish! That night, we all feasted on Mom’s conventional catch, along with a somewhat less than traditional bounty consisting of Dennis’ Shark, and my Sheep Head... ScooP-y Doo !

 

THE STORY OF TY B. BEAR
by Larry Lauria

No one knows how Ty B. Bear came to live by the beach. Ask Ty B. and he just shrugs. He knows it’s not the norm for a bear, but he is not a normal bear… he’s a BEACH BEAR.

Ty lives in a large hollow log by a low country marsh near the beach. Everyday begins with an early morning walk along the ocean. Ty B., in one of his three Hawaiian shirts, carefully combs the beach for "treasures" that wash up at night. His "treasures" adorn the inside of his log. They are too many to count and include bottles, coins, beach toys and shells… especially, the shells – of all sizes, shapes and colors. His "treasures", the beach, the low country marshes and his friends are the sources of great adventures.

Ty’s friends love to stop by the log or beach. His friends: Wilmington the turtle, Marsh the raccoon, Thunderbolt the pelican, Armstrong armadillo, Talahi the otter and others enjoy the quirky bear’s company.

Ty LOVES the beach! He is not a "surf dude" by nature – though he does enjoy the water. He has an enormous amount of energy and is constantly busy with projects he creates from his "treasures". Ty B. Bear is always hungry!

Hot dogs and bagels are Ty’s favorite foods. He knows it’s impolite to hunt through trash cans so he buys his scoff with the coins he finds on the beach. No one seems to notice he’s a bear. The humans just think he is a very hairy, funny looking kid.

No matter what the season, this beach bear can be found along the beaches, waterways and marshes of Tybee Island and the Savannah low country.

An original Janice Bentley Christmas
Ornament left on your front door…

By: Michael Sullivan

That is what she does this time of the year to make your spirits soar. She's been doing it for 8 of the 10 years she's lived on Tybee and all materials are strictly recycled. They go to people she cares about and people who care. That is her Christmas Wish. This year's offering is strictly on the q-t and even her best bub, Charlie Kirk, is sworn to secrecy. The first one was Santa painted out of an oyster shell picked up on the parking lot of the Quarter. No surprise that it went to the owner Tommy Barlow, his daughter Jessica and son Joshua. Of the 100 or so she's done since, that is her favorite.

The rule is the materials must be indigenous to Tybee …the rest is her artistry. She is a noted painter showing here and at Fiddler's in Darian, GA. On Sapelo Island at Christmas, she decorates Reynolds' Mansion.

Her Angel Crab and Okra Angel are exquisite.

Janice collects all year to fashion her gifts. "Stuff from 4 or 5 years are used in this Christmas ornament," she says. The only clue I could guess is that the creation can be used for something else. She has 15 ornaments ready now.

During the day, Janice is the Administrative Coordinator for trauma surgeon, Dr.Gage Ochsner, at Memorial Health. At night around Christmas time, she is magic.

If Janice and Charlie visit your door soon, you are somebody very special!

Merry Christmas Janice from all of us…
and we have been very good.

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