coco-NUTS!

Artery - The study of paintings.
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C -.Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
Genital - Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff -. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid - .A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Darn near killed him.
Secretion - .Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - Near by

CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS

This is funny but true and it takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is fun and unbelievable!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (Try for more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 we'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752, if you haven't, add 1751.
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born. You should now have a three-digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are ... YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, IT IS!!!!!) THE YEAR 2002 IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL WORK IN SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

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